Ass Crunchies

What is Ass Crunchies?

dry ass hair which you come accross during anal-sex which has small hard lumps of shit attached to it.

e.g: yo bicth you gotta get your ass crunchies washed

See dry, hairy, unpleasant, disgusting, shitty

Fetusio

1. Fetusio is a "magik fairy", she holds the power of the sun while her sister, Fetusia holds the power of the moon. Omg its Fet..

Orgasmologist

1. one who causes serious orgasms Suzie: OMG Sally, I was with Barney last night and Sally: Wot happened? Tell me. Suzie: That rat basta..

Tennessee Carwash

1. When a group of males ejaculate into a 10 gallon cowboy hat and proceed to dump the contents onto an unsuspecting female.Or could be use..

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