Ass Crunchies

What is Ass Crunchies?

dry ass hair which you come accross during anal-sex which has small hard lumps of shit attached to it.

e.g: yo bicth you gotta get your ass crunchies washed

See dry, hairy, unpleasant, disgusting, shitty

Don Davis

1. The famous composer of " The Matrix" score. His music is especially heavy in strings, such as violins, but percussion or vocal..

Beadle's Handful

1. An extremely small quantity (originates from the TV presenter Jeremey Beadle, and his hideously deformed hand). I haven;t got much, man..

One Shot Shocker

1. A BBQ Lighter that has been broken to make a one shot taser. My One Shot Shocker Is busted. See taser, shocker, lighter, wiring, weapo..

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