Ass Crunchies

What is Ass Crunchies?

dry ass hair which you come accross during anal-sex which has small hard lumps of shit attached to it.

e.g: yo bicth you gotta get your ass crunchies washed

See dry, hairy, unpleasant, disgusting, shitty

Uncunted

1. when you severly piss off a woman she can become uncunted. after telling my wife ive been cheating on her, she became uncunted and she ..

Fuhgetaboutit

1. Italian American slang for the following: 1. It dosen't matter. 2. Fuck you. 3. No way. 4. As an enhancer to a previously state..

Jieteor

1. relating to a stung vagina "That news reporter totally got jieteored by that bee" See hurting, vagina, calm, serene..

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