Ass Crunchies

What is Ass Crunchies?

dry ass hair which you come accross during anal-sex which has small hard lumps of shit attached to it.

e.g: yo bicth you gotta get your ass crunchies washed

See dry, hairy, unpleasant, disgusting, shitty

Cockstrap

1. a leather strap (fastened by buckles, snaps, velcro, etc) used as a cock ring he had his cockstrap on the loosest snap but when he lost..

Nelson Belger

1. Also known as a "creeper" or "Nelly-son" is a person who stalks or preys kids under the legal age. OMG! That kid is..

The Job's Fucked/knackered

1. Despite your best efforts, a task or assignment has met with total failure. ' I've tried everything, but it's not going ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Ass Crunchies Edit Meaning