Ass Crunchies

What is Ass Crunchies?

dry ass hair which you come accross during anal-sex which has small hard lumps of shit attached to it.

e.g: yo bicth you gotta get your ass crunchies washed

See dry, hairy, unpleasant, disgusting, shitty

Quanker

1. Comes from the two words; Wanker, and Quaker. Someone who is both a wanker and a quaker. See www.Quanker.tk for less details. Bloody ..

Christmass

1. When your wife or girlfriend gives you anal sex on Christmas morning! I got the best Present of all, Christmass! See anal sex, shitter..

Zombie Sunday

1. Easter Sunday. Christ came back from the dead on a Sunday. Zombies come back from the dead. Ergo, Zombie Sunday. "Hey, what are yo..

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