Ass Crunchies

What is Ass Crunchies?

dry ass hair which you come accross during anal-sex which has small hard lumps of shit attached to it.

e.g: yo bicth you gotta get your ass crunchies washed

See dry, hairy, unpleasant, disgusting, shitty

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