Ass Crunchies

What is Ass Crunchies?

dry ass hair which you come accross during anal-sex which has small hard lumps of shit attached to it.

e.g: yo bicth you gotta get your ass crunchies washed

See dry, hairy, unpleasant, disgusting, shitty

Peruvian Meat Nugget

1. A failed attempt at giving someone a Cleveland steamer. I was trying to give Cindy a nice solid turd on her chest but all that came out..

Ilyiadw

1. I Love You In A Different Way Pronounced: Ily-add-wuh Girl: I love you! Boy: I have a girlfriend. Girl: Oh, well, ilyiadw. Boy: Coo..

Elephagantic

1. Extremely big. Larger than life. Morbidly obese This chick my friend took home was elephagantic. More cushion for the pushin I guess.....

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