Ass Crunchies

What is Ass Crunchies?

dry ass hair which you come accross during anal-sex which has small hard lumps of shit attached to it.

e.g: yo bicth you gotta get your ass crunchies washed

See dry, hairy, unpleasant, disgusting, shitty

50 Pounds

1. A person who bends over, thus offering themself to another. If you were to see someone in a supermarket who is bending over to pick som..

Oytcm

1. "On yeah, that can't miss". or "Oh yeah, this can't miss". Used sarcastically to describe an idea as infe..

Padgie

1. A wedgie from your maxipad- when your bad gets uncomfortably squished up either of your two cracks. Ewww! I shouldn't have worn th..

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