Ass Crunchies

What is Ass Crunchies?

dry ass hair which you come accross during anal-sex which has small hard lumps of shit attached to it.

e.g: yo bicth you gotta get your ass crunchies washed

See dry, hairy, unpleasant, disgusting, shitty

Yo Breath Smell Like Bounce Dat Ass

1. a sayin used when somebody breath smells terrible somewhat like a unwashed ass. Boy: "hey babe wassup" Girl: "ewww get ..

Jousting

1. When two naked men with erections run straight at each other really fast, the first one to cry loses. Man Bill and I were jousting so h..

Engie

1. someone calling for a repair, except too lasy to type in the complete word, engineer "need an engie, my take is busted ass"..

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