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Pussy with more hair on it than you can cover with a dinner plate.
My one eyed trouser trout went limp as I peered at her dreaded beard..
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sexual orientation toward oneself; that is, preferring self-gratification over other forms of sexual activity. Often occurs as a result ..
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to do four functions while using the least amount water and still be clean.
i will have a shit shave shower and wank then I can go out
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