What is Ass Curd?
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the tiny sliver of shit in the toilet after straining for what seems like eternity when you know you have to pinch a loaf.
tom got up, and looked into the bowl only to see a small ass curd there after feeling like he had to shit for an hour on the interstate.
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The saddest words of tongue and pen...
"For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these:
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A less time consuming alternative to literal showering (with soap and water) in which you shower yourself entirely in body spray deodera..