Ass Curd

What is Ass Curd?

the tiny sliver of shit in the toilet after straining for what seems like eternity when you know you have to pinch a loaf.

tom got up, and looked into the bowl only to see a small ass curd there after feeling like he had to shit for an hour on the interstate.

See silverfish, poopshute

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