Ass Curtains

What is Ass Curtains?

Ass curtains refers to when an asshole is so worn out from over use as in anal penetration ass curtains develop like roast beef curtains for vaginas.

I backdoor bang my girlfriend so much she has flapping ass curtains.

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Cake And Eat It Too

1. “I want my cake and eat it too/also”. Cake is perishable, so if you have your cake, rejoice. Eat your cake, leaves nothing. If, it isn..

[doop]

1. This is for all men! A reference to having your dick out of place... Sorry, had to adjust my doop! See dupe..

Quickbeat

1. To wonder off quickly when around a group of people due to an instant urge to get a nut, and hide while rapidly beating your talllywacke..

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