Ass Dial

What is Ass Dial?


1.

accidentally making a phone from the cell phone in your pocket by sitting on it or otherwise having unintentionally applying pressure to the buttons

Take your phone out of your pocket. Quit ass dialing me. I'm sick of listening to you singing along to the radio.


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