Ass Duck

What is Ass Duck?


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A colon-dwelling fowl, native to the hineys of people that thrive off sucking the fun out of our lives - don't get an assduck.

Dude Fella #1: "I wonder if Mindy wants to go out tonight."

Dude Fella #2: "Nah, her ass duck won't let her go."

See you suck, get a life


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