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the perfect day of the week to drink.
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The New Yankee Workshop is when you fuck a girl with the claw end of a rusty hammer , usually wearing nothing but a checkered short slee..
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When tying a girls arms to her sides and her ankles to gether. You must then put on a kilt and masturbate on her toes. Watch as she tr..