Ass Eyes

What is Ass Eyes?


Strange look from someone who's eyes appear abnormally large. Ass eyes are also a look of stupidity.

He gave me the Ass Eyes for saying motherfucker in the meeting.

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somebody with wrinkles around their eyes which resemble folds of skin surrounding the anus

Whoa she's got a BAD case of ass eyes


(n) a person (or creature) whose eyes have a special quality of vacancy and vacuousness, reminiscent of a evil, bottomless anus. whether utterly daft or extremely crafty, those with "ass eyes" will appear to have no soul.

note: children and small animals commonly cry and/or take flight when caught in the gaze of an ass eye.

girl 1: yo, girl, i was co'chillin when i noticed "ass eyes" starring me down across the buss.

girl 2: gross.

girl 1: yeah, then when the bus stopped he purposely brushed up against my tits on his way out.

girl 2: fuckin' ass clown.

See anus eyes, shit eyes, fuck face, butt face, ass face, ass clown


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