Ass Fairy

What is Ass Fairy?


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A not so mythical creature who vistits you in your sleep, buggering you with out disturbing said slumbering. The ass fairy then leaves you half a roll of quaters on the night stand, a half pack of ciggerttes taped to your palm, and a sore arse.

Andy "Dude I passed out at Jeff's party last night and got visited by the ass fairy."

Aaron "Oh Ya, how do you know?"

Andy "My ass hole hurts like a mother, and a had a half-pack of marb's duct taped to my hand, but at least he gave me bus fare."

See broke back, homosexual, prison sex, roofie rampage


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