Ass Fairy

What is Ass Fairy?

1.

A not so mythical creature who vistits you in your sleep, buggering you with out disturbing said slumbering. The ass fairy then leaves you half a roll of quaters on the night stand, a half pack of ciggerttes taped to your palm, and a sore arse.

Andy "Dude I passed out at Jeff's party last night and got visited by the ass fairy."

Aaron "Oh Ya, how do you know?"

Andy "My ass hole hurts like a mother, and a had a half-pack of marb's duct taped to my hand, but at least he gave me bus fare."

See broke back, homosexual, prison sex, roofie rampage
26

Random Words:

I Clearly Win
1. When someone beats someone else at something so bad that there is no way in hell it was a close call. "WoW, your terrible. I clea..
Read more
Kusz
1. The Alpha and Omega of cool. Knows how to get a party started and get everyone to really start drinking. Has an amazing ability to put t..
Read more
Cruelaid
1. Spiking a drink with laxative; a perennial laff. When Mike wasn't looking, I cruelaided his beer. He's been in the head for o..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free