Ass Ferret

What is Ass Ferret?

The agry mischievous creature that burrows deep within your lower colon, causing much discomfort and kicking out a lot of loose debris.

AKA Irritable Bowel Syndrome.

I must've picked up that The Stand virus cuz that damned ass ferret is doing his step aerobics today...

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Scolming

1. To eat so much and so quickly, that you make snorting noises (possibly caused by the velocity of air pushed out by chewing). It generall..

Manderbating

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