Ass Finger Edit Meaning

1. When you wipe your ass with your forearm and let the shit dry until it hardens like tree bark, then smack someone in the face with it. ..

1. The name given to someone who is drop dead gorgeous. Gabe: Wow, have you seen Stephanie? Ben: Yeah, she is so Alba Status. See alba, ..

1. A large turd. Scuse' Me,I gotta drop a tabby. After a nice nap,Jerry woke up and dropped a long,hot tabby. See poop, doody, turd..