What is Ass Fire?
A severe pain in the anal region caused by prolonged periods of bicycle riding on an uncomfortable seat.
After cycling 60 miles his ass fire was so bad he said to the fireman, "I got a fire up inside my ass if you can put it out."
A rare but frightening incident that occurs when the friction of rough anal sex causes
I used to date this one hot girl, but then she got drunk at a party with
Chuck Norrisand a horrible ass fire resulted.