Ass First

What is Ass First?

A guy sporting a faux hawk hairdoo.

Where a bi-sexual male enters when copulating.

Danny Gokey's faux hawk makes him look like he was born ass first.

See haircut, faux hawk, ass, first

A statement of intention to perform anal sex prior to any other sexual acts.

Often seen as a serious victory for the male, and a strange proposition for the female.

Dude, see the brunette to right of the bar?

Um, yes.

Ass first, I'm telling you.

See ass, first, anal, 1st, as, sex

Awesomelette

1. An omelette that is somehow extraordinarily awesome. Must be filled or topped with something awesome. The first omelette officially du..

Gnarwhal

1. Alternate spelling of narwhal meant to stress the gnarliness of the narwhal. Narwhals are so gnarly that they should be named gnarwhals..

W-----------------------

1. (glyph). A vampire sperm smiley. A: Quick, cover your neck! Look out for that sperm! B: Huh? What sperm? (w)--- < Spl..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Ass First Edit Meaning