What is Ass First?
1.
A guy sporting a faux hawk hairdoo.
Where a bi-sexual male enters when copulating.
Danny Gokey's faux hawk makes him look like he was born ass first.
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2.
A statement of intention to perform anal sex prior to any other sexual acts.
Often seen as a serious victory for the male, and a strange proposition for the female.
Dude, see the brunette to right of the bar?
Um, yes.
Ass first, I'm telling you.
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