Ass First

What is Ass First?


1.

A guy sporting a faux hawk hairdoo.

Where a bi-sexual male enters when copulating.

Danny Gokey's faux hawk makes him look like he was born ass first.

See haircut, faux hawk, ass, first

2.

A statement of intention to perform anal sex prior to any other sexual acts.

Often seen as a serious victory for the male, and a strange proposition for the female.

Dude, see the brunette to right of the bar?

Um, yes.

Ass first, I'm telling you.

See ass, first, anal, 1st, as, sex


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