Ass Fissure

What is Ass Fissure?

When you have such a large dry shit that it literally tears your ass so that there is blood on the TP when you wipe

I ate the whole bucket of popcorn at the movie theater - if I don't have a an ass fissure it will be a miracle.

See ass, fissure, blood, tear, shit, Merkin

Zomfgwtfbbq

1. A random way of being surprised and amused.. Bob: Hey tom, I just got laid... Tom: ZOMFGWTFBBQ? BY WHO? See zomg, wtf, bbq, lol, noob..

Nought To Semi

1. The phrase used to judge how sexually aroused you were, or how sexually aroused someone would make you. The phrase plays on 0 - 60mph,..

Hundreded

1. (v.) to get a hundred; to ace; to pwn I hundreded that how to get mad bling problem by getting it completely right, son. See hundred, ..

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