Ass Fissure

What is Ass Fissure?

When you have such a large dry shit that it literally tears your ass so that there is blood on the TP when you wipe

I ate the whole bucket of popcorn at the movie theater - if I don't have a an ass fissure it will be a miracle.

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Yammin

1. The Act of a male sexually destroying a female . The Act of Giving a Female Them Yamms I Be yammin Dem Hoes. 2. to dunk the shit ..

Poop Puddle

1. When somebody poops in random places to cause havoc for joggers and bikers. Son of a bitch! Another Poop Puddle!..

Glonass

1. 1. A russian GPS system 2. A derogatory term towards your friend "hey Dave you are a Glonass!"..

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