Ass Fissure

What is Ass Fissure?

When you have such a large dry shit that it literally tears your ass so that there is blood on the TP when you wipe

I ate the whole bucket of popcorn at the movie theater - if I don't have a an ass fissure it will be a miracle.

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1377

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Ponk

1. the lesser-known collective word for gonads, like a 'pride of lions' you act like you have a ponk of gonads See ponk, gonads..

Y.o.w.s.

1. Your Own World Syndrome - A common disorder that affects many humans in many different places and at many different times. This disorder..

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