Ass Fissure

What is Ass Fissure?

When you have such a large dry shit that it literally tears your ass so that there is blood on the TP when you wipe

I ate the whole bucket of popcorn at the movie theater - if I don't have a an ass fissure it will be a miracle.

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Ipod Slappin'

1. 1. When your in class and the teacher allows you time to yourself and you crack on the iPod to listen to some old '80's discot..

Ermferkle!

1. A word that is a perfect filler for anything. You can use it in any context and it will fit in perfectly. Good-Bye: "Ermferkle!&qu..

Qualijare

1. coolness, a good thing, dude that was qualijare See Jared 1. coolness, a good thing, dude that was qualijare See Jared..

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