Ass Fissure

What is Ass Fissure?


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When you have such a large dry shit that it literally tears your ass so that there is blood on the TP when you wipe

I ate the whole bucket of popcorn at the movie theater - if I don't have a an ass fissure it will be a miracle.

See ass, fissure, blood, tear, shit, Merkin


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