Ass Flakes

What is Ass Flakes?

Dried cum which surrounds the anal region after sex.

I rocked the poo palace last night and woke up to a bed full of ass flakes.

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Remember that chick last night? I did'nt know whether to eat the ass flakes or the grilled cheese this morning.

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