Ass Fries

What is Ass Fries?


1.

The order of french fries consisting of the remains of a once proud batch. This order has the short, burned, crisped-solid, or fingernail like french fries. Fast food workers often try to compensate for ass fries by sheer volume of fries. May lead to depression or recipient becoming punchy.

Ricky's cheerful attitude took a turn for the worse after seeing a box of ass fries next to his cheeseburger.

See french fries, ass-fries, french fry

2.

Ass fries are when you have such bad diarrhea that your shit come out yellow & shaped like fries. Top it with a little blood & you got yourself some ketchup & fries!

Dude, I was shitting ass fries this morning. It hurt badddd.

See ass, sickness, vagina

3.

someone who wipes their ass and doesnt wash their hands and touches random objects (such as walls or stairway rails) and some one else touches those objects and eats fries without cleaning their hands hence making those fries ass fries

Matt: Cherie you do realize you're eating ass fries cuz you touched that railing?

Cherie: I dont care!

Matt: All right I just wanted to let you know.

See poop, feces, fries

4.

The act of wiping a fry down the crack of one's ass and proceeding to eat it

"Why does Rob have that fry down the back of his pants?"

"He's making ass fries..."

See ass, crack, fries, eat


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