What is Ass Fruit?
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The act of taking a shit.
Dude, I just picked the ripest ass fruit.
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Ass fruit is basically anal fondue, where-by one person inserts small fruits (grapes, strawberries, etc..) most of, or all of the way into another person's ass and then bites or sucks them out to consume.
I plopped some fruit into my girlfriend's ass, and then enjoyed a nice little buffet of ass fruit as I sucked them out.
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Inventing work for yourself to do when you have none to maintain the appearance of being a valuable asset to your company.
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