What is Ass Gasket?
1.
Noun.
History: Believed to be a Gallagher-ism (American comic of 1980s & 1990s known mostly for pulverizing melons w/a huge slegehammer in his shows).
Definition: Those wisp-thin, slightly waxy paper toilet seat covers offered in public toilets to protect one's bodunkadunk from coming in contact with someone else's funk.
When using the toilet at the Port Authority Bus Terminal, always put an ass gasket down before you cop a squat.
2.
A paper toilet seat cover.
Also called a
This expression was common in the 1950s, and long time before the Gallagher was born. It's probably much older than that.
The fastidious Mrs. Feinman always uses an ass gasket in public commodes.
3.
N. The toilet seat covers commonly found in public restrooms.
Ken left the stall with the ass gasket hanging out of his pants.
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4.
paper toilet seat covers used to protect your ass from un-sanitary restroom conditions, such as splatter, shrapnel,
the toilet stole my ass gasket!
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5.
Paper toilet seat covers
They ran out of ass gaskets in the bathroom, so I had to make a sofa out of TP.
6.
Noun: A reinforced rectal barrier which acts to contain the repressed or suppressed anger one experiences during periods of intense frustration usually encountered during interactions with stupid or socially dysfunctional persons.
"If that fucker doesn't get off my tail, I'm gonna blow an ass gasket!"
(refering to a reponse to a close tailgater)
7.
Also: The part that needs fixing when someone inadvertently lets one loose.
Oh man, your dog reeks! Better get her a new ass gasket.
