Ass Genius

What is Ass Genius?


1.

A person who has diluted themselves into believing that their ideas, created in and voiced solely from their ass, are pure genius.

Woman: So you're trying to tell me the inflatable party sheep was just a gag gift, and it came with the KY smears and pubic hair already stuck to it?

Man: Yes! It's really quite remarkable, isn't it?

Woman: Stop talking out of your ass!

Man: Oh, come on - that story was brilliant! It's like I'm an Ass Genius or something!

See ass clown, ass fraggle, ass goblin, ass ninja, ass turtle

2.

A person who has diluted themselves into believing that the ideas created in and voiced directly from their ass, are pure genius.

Woman: So you're trying to tell me the inflatable party sheep was just a gag gift, and it came with the KY smears and pubic hair already stuck to it?

Man: Yes! It's really quite remarkable, isn't it?

Woman: You are a consummate ass-talker.

Man: Oh, come on - that story was brilliant! It's like I'm an Ass Genius or something!

See assclown, ass monkey, asshat, ass spatula, ass-weevil


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