Ass Glasses

What is Ass Glasses?

Glasses that allow you to be stimulated by the saggiest/smelliest/raunchiest of asses.

Guy 1: "What'd you do last night?"

Guy 2: "Hooked up with Kellie..."

Guy 1: "Dude... shes fugly!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I used my ass glasses...made her look like Eva Mendez!"

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W K Y

1. W K Y stands for Would Know Ya. This evolved as an offshoot of the reply D K Y . It began sometime in the 1970's by local teenage..

Ustacould

1. Was once able to. Well, I ustacould. Give me a minute and I mightcould again. See A.B.S. 2. (redneck word)slang for being able to do..

More Venus Than Penis

1. Phrase meaning that a party, event, or social gathering contains more women (venus) than men (penis) in total attendees. Alternatively, ..

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