Ass Glasses

What is Ass Glasses?

Glasses that allow you to be stimulated by the saggiest/smelliest/raunchiest of asses.

Guy 1: "What'd you do last night?"

Guy 2: "Hooked up with Kellie..."

Guy 1: "Dude... shes fugly!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I used my ass glasses...made her look like Eva Mendez!"

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Zeena

1. The greatest person to ever live. One who is liked by all and loves their life. Jesus is a zeena. See flawless, perfect, true, impecca..

Lerfore

1. When lazy morons choose not to say 'Th' and instead pronouce it 'L' Baldy: I am lerfore god..

Quick Lit

1. Expression that encompasses both chick litand dick lit. Essentially quick lit is light, contemporary fiction that is quickly and easily ..

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