Ass Glasses

What is Ass Glasses?

Glasses that allow you to be stimulated by the saggiest/smelliest/raunchiest of asses.

Guy 1: "What'd you do last night?"

Guy 2: "Hooked up with Kellie..."

Guy 1: "Dude... shes fugly!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I used my ass glasses...made her look like Eva Mendez!"

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Ellawando

1. To ello one's own wandu. To someone else: elsuwandu Hey, man, elsuwandu. I need to ellawandu. See Dick..

Luggo My Uggo

1. Verb: Referring to the social pattern in which a female brings a less attractive friend along to a social gathering so that she may appe..

Glasco

1. Usually referred to as "That one little sh#thole" in the middle of Kansas. Home to old people and drug addicts. Remember Gla..

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