Ass Glasses

What is Ass Glasses?

Glasses that allow you to be stimulated by the saggiest/smelliest/raunchiest of asses.

Guy 1: "What'd you do last night?"

Guy 2: "Hooked up with Kellie..."

Guy 1: "Dude... shes fugly!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I used my ass glasses...made her look like Eva Mendez!"

See ass, beer goggles, fugly, hooking up

Idiunt

1. A woman who is simultaneously an idiot and a cunt. Man that idiunt must be on her period, she sent that bitchy memo to the wrong person..

V-8

1. Eating out a girl on her period Girl: "Would you like to eat me out right now" Guy: "Naw your on your period right now ..

Boss Chick

1. when a gurl is in charge of her man (men) and makes the money... she often takes no bull and will fight some otha chick in a minute... ..

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