Ass Glasses

What is Ass Glasses?

Glasses that allow you to be stimulated by the saggiest/smelliest/raunchiest of asses.

Guy 1: "What'd you do last night?"

Guy 2: "Hooked up with Kellie..."

Guy 1: "Dude... shes fugly!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I used my ass glasses...made her look like Eva Mendez!"

See ass, beer goggles, fugly, hooking up

Belligerent

1. Waging war; quarrelsome Belligerent and numerous. 2. adj. 1. Inclined or eager to fight; hostile or aggressive. 2. Of, pertaining ..

Thermie

1. The act of crapping on a beaver. AKA giving a Beaver a plate job. Oh dood! He totally Thermied that Beaver!..

Gaynga

1. Pronounced gainga, with a long I, this word refers to a stupid person. Dude, you're such a gaynga when it comes to music. See su..

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