Ass Glasses

What is Ass Glasses?

Glasses that allow you to be stimulated by the saggiest/smelliest/raunchiest of asses.

Guy 1: "What'd you do last night?"

Guy 2: "Hooked up with Kellie..."

Guy 1: "Dude... shes fugly!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I used my ass glasses...made her look like Eva Mendez!"

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Identity

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Bitchhandles

1. The fat around the midriff of an obnoxious or intolerable girl. Essentially, lovehandles on a girl no one could possibly love. "D..

Shadow Creepa

1. 1. When a person's shadow actually becomes a creepa and trades places with the creepee's shadow to follow them around whenever..

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