Ass Glasses

What is Ass Glasses?

Glasses that allow you to be stimulated by the saggiest/smelliest/raunchiest of asses.

Guy 1: "What'd you do last night?"

Guy 2: "Hooked up with Kellie..."

Guy 1: "Dude... shes fugly!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I used my ass glasses...made her look like Eva Mendez!"

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Dickily

1. Being a dick, But about a thousand times worse. Made in a driveway at 2 in the morning high on life. By RC and AJ And Matt Jim Stop B..

Splooge Mcgoo

1. 1 who splooges in a bitches mouth and then makes out with her resulting in drinking his own man juice. tim liesten of naperville illino..

Dangdo

1. (adj.) A compound word combining the words "danged" and "old". It may be used to describe most any noun in the dicti..

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