Ass Glasses

What is Ass Glasses?

Glasses that allow you to be stimulated by the saggiest/smelliest/raunchiest of asses.

Guy 1: "What'd you do last night?"

Guy 2: "Hooked up with Kellie..."

Guy 1: "Dude... shes fugly!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I used my ass glasses...made her look like Eva Mendez!"

See ass, beer goggles, fugly, hooking up

Jetsex

1. When one pushes one's erect penis against a pool jet simulating a sexual experience that leads to climax. Eric: Yo man jetsex was ..

Elijah Wood

1. Young, incredibly talented American actor with big beautiful blue eyes. Primarily made famous as Frodo in The Lord of the Rings, but has..

Qbalb

1. Quit Being A Little Bitch Yo Josh, QBALB, its not that hot out... See qbalb, bitch, complainer, tool, jerk 1. Quit Being A Little Bi..

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