Ass Glasses

What is Ass Glasses?

Glasses that allow you to be stimulated by the saggiest/smelliest/raunchiest of asses.

Guy 1: "What'd you do last night?"

Guy 2: "Hooked up with Kellie..."

Guy 1: "Dude... shes fugly!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I used my ass glasses...made her look like Eva Mendez!"

See ass, beer goggles, fugly, hooking up

Nolo

1. Some fake-ass polo. Immitation Polo Ralph Lauren. Hey, look at that kid with that fake-ass Nolo on! He makin Ralph Lauren look like a..

1. A worthless emotioncon. Like :u and such. Can only be used in front of y. (see example) There is also only one in existence. Boo: He:..

Mintcident

1. A mintcident is when a packet of mints are opened but instead of staying inside the packet, the mints are shot out by the force of the p..

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