Ass Glasses

What is Ass Glasses?

Glasses that allow you to be stimulated by the saggiest/smelliest/raunchiest of asses.

Guy 1: "What'd you do last night?"

Guy 2: "Hooked up with Kellie..."

Guy 1: "Dude... shes fugly!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I used my ass glasses...made her look like Eva Mendez!"

See ass, beer goggles, fugly, hooking up

Reverse Backhoe

1. While the guy is nailing the chick in the ass from behind the guy puts his legs on the outside of the chicks and trys to jump over her s..

Quigoni

1. -n. Dumb b!tch. Attention whore-drama-queen who uses IRC to bitch and moan about her personal life and her "issues". Runs fa..

Parking Lot Posers

1. People who congregate around the high-school parking lot when school is out, dressed in all-black Hot Topic name brand clothes, smoking ..

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