Ass Glasses

What is Ass Glasses?

Glasses that allow you to be stimulated by the saggiest/smelliest/raunchiest of asses.

Guy 1: "What'd you do last night?"

Guy 2: "Hooked up with Kellie..."

Guy 1: "Dude... shes fugly!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I used my ass glasses...made her look like Eva Mendez!"

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Brush My Jibbers

1. To brush, straighten or part one's armpit hairs. Slang originating on the South Shore of Massachusetts, referring to an unkempt fe..

Beth Flint

1. a slag i met a beth flint today. See slag, beth, flint, snog, pull, gay, fat, old, cool, stylish, chubby, lazy, pretty, whore..

Vagym

1. A gym or fitness club that is for females only, and doesn't allow men. Lisa was sick of the guys leering at her while she worked o..

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