Ass Glasses

What is Ass Glasses?

Glasses that allow you to be stimulated by the saggiest/smelliest/raunchiest of asses.

Guy 1: "What'd you do last night?"

Guy 2: "Hooked up with Kellie..."

Guy 1: "Dude... shes fugly!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I used my ass glasses...made her look like Eva Mendez!"

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Ziggie

1. Rolling Paper Pass a ziggie an' I'll twist a fat one. 2. when you kinda get somethn` uf your ass, than it starts to zig, za..

Ktulhu

1. Awakening, becomes the dark side of Putin. His real name is Khodor Kovsky, he sews socks in prison. Ktulhu Fthagn! - said Putin. See ..

Trubble-you Dot

1. An abbreviation of Used in conversation to avoid the tedious task of seven syllables when three can be used. nerd 1 :visit trubble-you..

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