Ass Glasses

What is Ass Glasses?

Glasses that allow you to be stimulated by the saggiest/smelliest/raunchiest of asses.

Guy 1: "What'd you do last night?"

Guy 2: "Hooked up with Kellie..."

Guy 1: "Dude... shes fugly!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I used my ass glasses...made her look like Eva Mendez!"

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Bewps

1. Breasts. Another word for "boobs" or tits when one doesn't want to be crass. My god, she had the biggest bewps I've..

Euro-barge

1. Stereotypical European behavior that encroaches upon American cultural standards, usually standing too close, cutting in line, not weari..

Dekaranger

1. 5 cool detectives with cool burning hearts. Umeko is sazabi's girl friend. sazabi is dekared and Umeko is sazabi's friend Se..

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