Ass Glasses

What is Ass Glasses?

Glasses that allow you to be stimulated by the saggiest/smelliest/raunchiest of asses.

Guy 1: "What'd you do last night?"

Guy 2: "Hooked up with Kellie..."

Guy 1: "Dude... shes fugly!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I used my ass glasses...made her look like Eva Mendez!"

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Voloptuous

1. A body, typically female, that is curvy and thick in a pleasant way, but not at all concidered fat. That girl is very voloptuous. See ..

Zala

1. Extremely gorgeous woman; A woman that is unbeleivably hot Damn! that girl is zala!..

{*_*}

1. "starry eyed" or Overly romantic or another way of saying "i love you" person1: i love you person2: {*_*} See {*_..

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