What is Ass Glasses?
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Glasses that allow you to be stimulated by the saggiest/smelliest/raunchiest of asses.
Guy 1: "What'd you do last night?"
Guy 2: "Hooked up with Kellie..."
Guy 1: "Dude... shes
fugly !"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but I used my ass glasses...made her look like Eva Mendez!"
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Spastic movement, peculiar rodent stench and an affinity for hoarding nuts. Telepathic reign over squirrels and rodents. aka The leader ..
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Like 'just kidding', but... 'just mittens,' ya know?
AIM convo:
yourmomeatscarrots: i hate you and i hope you die
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