Ass Glasses

What is Ass Glasses?

Glasses that allow you to be stimulated by the saggiest/smelliest/raunchiest of asses.

Guy 1: "What'd you do last night?"

Guy 2: "Hooked up with Kellie..."

Guy 1: "Dude... shes fugly!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I used my ass glasses...made her look like Eva Mendez!"

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Zip-rig

1. 1.Derived from zipper-head, a derogatory word for Asians, alternatively zip, as in fast, and the word rig. When used can describe any p..

Gmaster

1. This is a word for cool guys. You say it to your best friend 4 example. When you call your friend you say: Ey Gmaster, whats up?? See..

Kesiah

1. A very artsy person. Short hair is preferable, and glasses are a sexy asset. Defining a person who can write hella good. Also, a pers..

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