Ass Glasses

What is Ass Glasses?

Glasses that allow you to be stimulated by the saggiest/smelliest/raunchiest of asses.

Guy 1: "What'd you do last night?"

Guy 2: "Hooked up with Kellie..."

Guy 1: "Dude... shes fugly!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I used my ass glasses...made her look like Eva Mendez!"

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Poacher

1. Some one who steals a girlfriend or girlfriend to be. Alex poached Gregs chick and as a result they both got no action for the weekend...

Jazz Snob

1. An annoying or stubborn person whom denies any, or most, kinds of music other than Jazz. Has a self-indulgent illusion of sophistication..

Landaxe

1. a delusion (common in paranoia) that you are much greater and more powerful and influential than you really are. To Landaxe is to have ..

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