What is Ass Glasses?
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Glasses that allow you to be stimulated by the saggiest/smelliest/raunchiest of asses.
Guy 1: "What'd you do last night?"
Guy 2: "Hooked up with Kellie..."
Guy 1: "Dude... shes
fugly !"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but I used my ass glasses...made her look like Eva Mendez!"
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a frozen log of human feces used to simulate a penis in sexual stimulation.
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One of a select few chosen ones in the galaxy who has attained a mastery of the art of cock handling beyond human capabilities. Jedi Co..
