Ass Glasses

What is Ass Glasses?

Glasses that allow you to be stimulated by the saggiest/smelliest/raunchiest of asses.

Guy 1: "What'd you do last night?"

Guy 2: "Hooked up with Kellie..."

Guy 1: "Dude... shes fugly!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I used my ass glasses...made her look like Eva Mendez!"

See ass, beer goggles, fugly, hooking up

Lannage

1. The act of playing games at a LAN party Get ready for some serious lannage See lan, games, computers, geeks, nerds..

Exploding Ass

1. When at least the top 10% of an ass is showing above the pants line. Check out her exploding ass, I have to get with her tonight. See ..

Fooderus

1. Similar to the Uterus for an actual baby, the Fooderus is for a food baby. The fooderus is only active or felt when in the presence of a..

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