Ass Glasses

What is Ass Glasses?

Glasses that allow you to be stimulated by the saggiest/smelliest/raunchiest of asses.

Guy 1: "What'd you do last night?"

Guy 2: "Hooked up with Kellie..."

Guy 1: "Dude... shes fugly!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I used my ass glasses...made her look like Eva Mendez!"

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Angelahorn

1. to settle, or marry a spouse who would otherwise be socially beneath you. dude, she so settled. i can't believe she pulled an ang..

Aeo

1. Aeo meaning "Hello" often followed with "Bouyo". Comes from the words "Hey, yo" which eventually evolved ..

Zapper

1. a remote control My friend Stacey called the remote a zapper, thats dumb 2. The act of pleasuring a woman by inserting a 9 volt batte..

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