Ass Glasses

What is Ass Glasses?

Glasses that allow you to be stimulated by the saggiest/smelliest/raunchiest of asses.

Guy 1: "What'd you do last night?"

Guy 2: "Hooked up with Kellie..."

Guy 1: "Dude... shes fugly!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I used my ass glasses...made her look like Eva Mendez!"

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Kwinana

1. A hole in western australia, about 30 minutes drive south of its capital, perth. not a very safe place to be, the detroit of australia,..

Bulk And Skull

1. Bulk is the scrotum and skull is the penis. This is a reference to the "comedic relief" characters from the original Power Ran..

Zamboner

1. When you release your seamen upon a females back, while she is laying down or on all fours, and you use your penis to move around your s..

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