Ass Glasses

What is Ass Glasses?

Glasses that allow you to be stimulated by the saggiest/smelliest/raunchiest of asses.

Guy 1: "What'd you do last night?"

Guy 2: "Hooked up with Kellie..."

Guy 1: "Dude... shes fugly!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I used my ass glasses...made her look like Eva Mendez!"

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Hegee

1. Realm of the expected, commonly used when referring to an unexpected surprise That was way out of the hegee. See blue, surprise, realm..

Cuore

1. <Italian> Cuore <English> Heart Il cuore = The heart..

Silvaside

1. A particularly nasty case of syphilis, usually localised to the goochwhich will never clear up He's got a face like a silvaside an..

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