Ass Glasses

What is Ass Glasses?

Glasses that allow you to be stimulated by the saggiest/smelliest/raunchiest of asses.

Guy 1: "What'd you do last night?"

Guy 2: "Hooked up with Kellie..."

Guy 1: "Dude... shes fugly!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I used my ass glasses...made her look like Eva Mendez!"

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Upy

1. A large person who looks mature, but is actually an eight-year child in disguise. I had no idea that their son is an Upy. See large, c..

Tramplepants

1. What to call a girl who is walking around loudly with pants on, namely trampling. Usually before or after some form of bedroom activity...

Pikefight

1. Several really poor people fighting for a very small amount of money, often found on the ground. Hobo 1: Oo, a penny! Hobo 2: It'..

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