Ass Glasses

What is Ass Glasses?

Glasses that allow you to be stimulated by the saggiest/smelliest/raunchiest of asses.

Guy 1: "What'd you do last night?"

Guy 2: "Hooked up with Kellie..."

Guy 1: "Dude... shes fugly!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I used my ass glasses...made her look like Eva Mendez!"

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Jessics Simpson Syndrome

1. A fake blonde who thinks that she is a famous celeb. She is not the sharpest tool in the box. "Is tuna chicken or fish, the can sa..

Unbr33t

1. A play on unl33t. Unaware of or not into British slang or style. Bravenet is unbr33t because they censor the word wanker but not the w..

Vavro

1. is a cheap-ass that has no life and has no dick plus is queer and fuck up in the mind. when I was getting hit on by a gay man i felt li..

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