Ass Glasses

What is Ass Glasses?

Glasses that allow you to be stimulated by the saggiest/smelliest/raunchiest of asses.

Guy 1: "What'd you do last night?"

Guy 2: "Hooked up with Kellie..."

Guy 1: "Dude... shes fugly!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I used my ass glasses...made her look like Eva Mendez!"

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Forkface

1. Lauren, because clearly is a forkface. Clearly. And pees in human-water. Forkface went to the movies. On the way, Forkface tripped over..

Cultrop

1. The act of swinging one's hips back and forth vigorously to cause a smacking sound created by the scrotumand penis slapping the per..

Vampire Goggles

1. When the girls looks better in Halloween costumes. A plain girl turns into a 10 when dressed as a slutty nurse. I never thought she wa..

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