Ass Glasses

What is Ass Glasses?

Glasses that allow you to be stimulated by the saggiest/smelliest/raunchiest of asses.

Guy 1: "What'd you do last night?"

Guy 2: "Hooked up with Kellie..."

Guy 1: "Dude... shes fugly!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I used my ass glasses...made her look like Eva Mendez!"

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Loaf Roasting

1. a sexual practice whereby one person attempts to insert their head into the asshole or vagina of another. In practice little more than t..

Nowh

1. An emphasis on the negatory statement "no". A: Can I have a doughnut? B: NOWH stay away from my doughnuts. See no, nowh, ne..

Oakton High School

1. An upper-middle class school commonly categorized as "preppy". The school consists of mostly ex RC, LJ, and Franklin students...

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