Ass Glasses

What is Ass Glasses?

Glasses that allow you to be stimulated by the saggiest/smelliest/raunchiest of asses.

Guy 1: "What'd you do last night?"

Guy 2: "Hooked up with Kellie..."

Guy 1: "Dude... shes fugly!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I used my ass glasses...made her look like Eva Mendez!"

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Zombie Fetus

1. The fetus that comes out prematurely and latches onto your penis while having sex with a pregnant women. That zombie fetus grabbed my p..

Zielke

1. the entagled pubic hair found stuck on the shower walls i got in the shower after that guy and there were zielkies stuck all over the p..

Quiet Rofl

1. An orgasm. OMG that made me quiet rofl!! See rofl, quiet, orgasm, omg, lol 1. An orgasm. OMG that made me quiet rofl!! See rofl, q..

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