Ass Glasses

What is Ass Glasses?

Glasses that allow you to be stimulated by the saggiest/smelliest/raunchiest of asses.

Guy 1: "What'd you do last night?"

Guy 2: "Hooked up with Kellie..."

Guy 1: "Dude... shes fugly!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I used my ass glasses...made her look like Eva Mendez!"

See ass, beer goggles, fugly, hooking up

Gohawk

1. A portmanteau describing a style of facial hair that is an amalgamation of a goatee and a mohawk. It should be relatively thin in width ..

Pro-death

1. Someone who advocates suicide or abortion as a means of population control. Also apparently someone who doesn't know the difference..

Kingofnew

1. A guy who uses the same screen name over tons of games. Yo I seen Kingofnew playin' on WoW and on Socom. See kingofnew, wow, soco..

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