What is Ass Gleek?
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Ass gleeking is an involuntary action that causes a person to drop a slight terd, with no force as would be expected in a Shard. Typically happens after a swim or eating Taco Bell.
"Mmm that volcano taco was great. What's this little grease spot on my seat, don't tell me I just ass gleeked?"
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A pseudonym for the Common Badger (Meles meles). "strange individual" i.e. not what one was expecting
See also Alan Sheareran..