What is Ass Goatee?
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The result of a fully shaven vulva viewed from the front with hair still remaining near the anus at such an angle that it appears to form a goatee.
Man last night I was going down on Sue and she was so smooth but then I moved too low and hit her ass goatee. I wanted to puke up a hairball.
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A phrase coined by the German metal band Das Poot. To drop your pants, bend over, and show someone your crack.
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