What is Ass Gravy?
1.
It is the mixture of shit, cum, blood, and other secretions leaking from the receptive anus following a round of anal sex.
Damn Betty why dont you make some biscuits too go with your ass gravy.
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2.
When, after eating, an individual has an abnormal increase in the frequency and liquidity of your stools, or simply Diarrhea. Diarrhea is most commonly caused by eating dairy products or other offending foods. Some of the symptoms are bloating, gas, cramps, loose stools. Ass Gravy!!!
"Ohhh, Son of a bitch, that burrito gave me Ass Gravy"
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3.
Resultant of a hard days work, when one unfortunately has
Man "Sorry about the awful smell dear, my
Bumhole Toffee has melted 'coz of all the work i've been doing today."
Woman "So you have Ass Gravy, you disgusting sod!"
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4.
Consisting of fully and partially digested Fecal material, can be of watery
consistency. Found within the rectum and on the anus if one is not up to par with personal cleansing. Ass gravy can also be found in sewage pipes as a smelly gray residue.
Can be used as a pick up line, for example:
Hey baby, mind if i stir your ass gravy?
In a sentence:
I fixed the toilet and got ass gravy all over my hands!
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