Ass Hamsters

What is Ass Hamsters?

1: (n) Crabs in one's anus.

2: (v) When someone inserts a PVC pipe into one's anus and allows rodents of many shapes and sizes crawl up into the others colon.

1: Damn my ass itches, I think I may have ass hamsters!

2: Johnny was ass hamstered by those guys in gym class

See crabs, asshamster, vd, std

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