Ass Hands

What is Ass Hands?


1.

When your hands both look and feel like ass. A bizarre peeling condition when the skin on your hands peels off and grow back and the process repeats itself.

I am embarassed by my ass hands, they make it difficult to touch other people.

See ass, hands, hand, embarassing, touch

2.

Hands that are attached to your ass that help you 'back there'. They don't wipe but they do love their peel and eat shrimp!

My ass hands are at the buffet eating peel and eat shrimp.

Damn this shopping is heavy, wish I had a pair of ass hands.

See ass, hand, asshands, shrimp, peel, eat, volunteer

3.

A symtom resulting from handing out ass all day.

Dude, I've gotta rest seeing as how I have a horrible case of ass hands.


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