What is Ass Helmet?
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when you sit on somebodys face until its stuck in your ass
hold him down while i give him an ass helmet
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When someone's ass is so hairy, it looks like their ass is wearing a helmet.
Donnie took off his pants at the Bucs game and his friends asked him if that was a football helmet or just an ass helmet.
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An overweight male who is incredibly attractive.
See that hunk in the buffet line, he's Jimbolicious!
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When something is really, really ridiculous.
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