Ass Helmet

What is Ass Helmet?


when you sit on somebodys face until its stuck in your ass

hold him down while i give him an ass helmet

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When someone's ass is so hairy, it looks like their ass is wearing a helmet.

Donnie took off his pants at the Bucs game and his friends asked him if that was a football helmet or just an ass helmet.

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