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The scotch notch measues how many drinks of scotch you've drank. 1 drink = 1 on the scotch notch, 2 drinks = 2 on the scotch notch,..
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Condoms. What you wrap your wacker with.
Retard 1: Dude! She totally wants me.
Retard 2: She's been everywhere. Better use your p..
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A wicked temper tantrum thrown by fat guys named Andrew, usually after all the food has ran out, or a girlfriend breaks up with him. Co..