Ass Hurt

What is Ass Hurt?


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A drink in which Bob Saget Hands you a chocolate milk that he just made, and you wake up three hours later lying on your stomach with your pajamas around your ankles.

Mary-Kate: Holy shit what happend to you last night?

Ashly: I dont know, the last thing I remembered was taking a sip from Bob Saget's chocolate milk.

Mary-Kate: I remember my first ass hurt

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