Ass In The Bag

What is Ass In The Bag?

A sure thing, especially when referring to a sexual conquest or goal.

Zaphod's got nothing to worry about with that bar maid, she's ass in the bag.

See conquest, sexual, ass, bag, sure thing

Notcher

1. Not your ass and not your dick. The flap of skin between your anus and ballsack. I let her suck my dick, my balls and my notcher, but..

Act Of Congress

1. 1. An act of congress; pretty self-explaining! 2. Slang: excrement, fecal matter, et cetera. Kiko: Well, time to go pass an act of con..

Tampon Popsicle

1. A blood soaked cotton wad from the menstruating vagina that is served as a frozen treat and consumed on hot summer days. Hey timmy, it&..

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