What is Ass Kraken?
Its sort of what PJ does to his mother. It involves both legs of the female wrapped around the other person (the dude), with hardcore-style pelvic thrusts from both people, who make a sound like AGUHHHHHHH!! Like a kraken.
Oh damn! PJ give me that asskraken! Ohh yes!
1. The opposite of a Kraken.
2. One who follows another endlessly, and does not think for himself. This person usually copies another, for the sole objective of being accepted into a gorup of people. They are scum.
Patrick: "Faisal, your such a fucking Ass Kraken."
Faisal: "Good Game."
Patrick: "Stop mimicking Todd."
Faisal: (waves hand)"What the fuck" (2 seconds later..)
"Hey Beeej" (he has targeted another person.)