What is Ass Lapper?
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To go beyond kissing ass is to become an ass lapper. When one places the entire tongue deep within the crack to gain extra benefits as if they were turd thirsty or trying to seperate the corn from the shit
Ronnie is such an ass lapper that the Lt. thinks his tongue is a wash cloth
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What James' Dad says when burying a dead hooker or trying to resolve any difficult situation.
"We have three dead hookers in ..