Ass Lips

What is Ass Lips?

When your asshole is so destroyed from over-penetration that it has big dangling lips.

"I can pick dimes up off the sidewalk with my ass lips."

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When a women wears shorts that are too small and the bottom of her ass sticks out.

When that chick walks away, you totally notice her ass lips.

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n. The point at which rubber-meets-road in terms of kissing butt.

Slides 5 & 6 were the ass lips of the presentation and the VPs ate them up.

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Half Loper

1. Noun: The in between stages of an erection. Not a full fledged boner, and not quite flacid. I fell asleep on the couch, and woke up w..

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