Ass Load

What is Ass Load?


The term "ass load" can be found in the Old Testament of the Bible. God tells Noah to bring an ass's load of grain for each pair of animal brought upon the arc. Thus an ass load is derived from the amount of weight that can be held carried by a mature, healthy donkey (ass).

The term is used again in the New Testament when Jesus shares the parable of Rosie O'Donnell's booty, it is cursed to weigh over 7 ass loads because she is an annoying, fat, and ugly bitch.

Your mom's jugs must weigh more than 2 ass loads.


When speaking of quantity: an amount more than which is easily countable

When speaking of size: larger than a man can easily carry

When speaking of time: an amount of time which is larger than the expected amount

When used as a noun: a wad of semen released by a man inside the anus of another person (male or female alike)

"I got an ass load of collectible cars in my attic."

"How big is my house? It's got an ass load of space!"

"Jon went to buy beer 3 hours ago. He's taking an ass load of time"

"I gave your sister an assl oad last night!"


Speaking in terms of time - anything requiring over 4 hours.

In regards to physical objects, more than could be easily carried by the average fat broad.

I have an ass load of work to do this week.

I have an ass load of shingles.


Old bavarian term used to describe how much weight would break a donkey's back.

1:John Madden weighs more than an ass load.

2: That fucker gave us an ass load of homework. lets get his daughter pregnant.


More than a shitload, but less then a butt load

I have an ass load of work to do.

At least it ain't a butt load!

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