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1. A beard you grow when you turn 40. "Ever since Branson* turned 40, he's been acting strange. Take his 40 beard, for instance..

1. adj. A girl you can only dream of grinding against. One that is out of your league "That Christine Aguilera is SO uncrutchable&quo..

1. A guy makes his pants tight so that the area above his dick if firm (usually by sitting down, you know what i mean) and then slaps it wi..