Ass Magnet

What is Ass Magnet?


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one who perpetually attracts assholes or, in a more positive light, one who is able to easily get laid.

1. Dude, all your friends are idiots...you're such an ass magnet.

2. Dude, I saw those chicks hitting on you last night...you're such an ass magnet!


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