Ass Magnet

What is Ass Magnet?

one who perpetually attracts assholes or, in a more positive light, one who is able to easily get laid.

1. Dude, all your friends are idiots...you're such an ass magnet.

2. Dude, I saw those chicks hitting on you last night...you're such an ass magnet!

Chumuckle

1. Noun. A smaller-diameter belt used to strap an oversized penis to the leg of a person so that it doesn't flop around in their pant..

Rump Snorkel

1. penetrating the sphincter with one's schnozola Pinocchio kept lying so he could rump snorkel deep enough so Ryan Seacrest's p..

|33t

1. The |33t357 spelling of 1337. 1337 actually is an abbreviation for h4x0rs, derived from the term "elite". Since using the nu..

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