Ass Mallet

What is Ass Mallet?

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.

Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.

Chris: What an ass mallet!

Kessler

1. The unexplainable particles in human feces Dude I don’t know what was in those burritos, but you should have seen the kesslers in my po..

Rikets

1. The word cricket, urbanized, to represent the sound of crickets at a live show. The sound of no fans. Music/live show that sounds like c..

10mm Auto

1. A powerful semi-automatic pistolcartridge introduced in 1984 for the unsuccessful Bren Ten. The cartridge is today quite underrated and ..

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