Ass Mallet

What is Ass Mallet?

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.

Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.

Chris: What an ass mallet!

Boys Promise

1. A holy promise between boys that should not be broken for any reason what so ever. A promise of the highest caliber. andy: hey joe let..

Dark Honey Hole

1. AKA "The Dark Honey Hole." The tunnel between a females legs, leading to eternal happiness. Always dark except for during pelv..

Piece Of Bang

1. a lecherous person who is oblivious to social cues and despite getting repeatedly blown off, lingers trying to be included. If this pers..

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