Ass Mallet

What is Ass Mallet?

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.

Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.

Chris: What an ass mallet!

Minutemaid

1. A female who cums very quickly. Once I get my tongue on Cris's clit, she cums right away -- what a minutemaid! See cunninglinguis..

So's

1. Contraction of 'so is'. eg. "Just wait, I'm coming". Response "So's Christmas." See impatie..

Lotp

1. 'Lord Of The Pimps' A film.. "That guy has no shoes on, time for stalking, gandork!"..

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