Ass Mallet

What is Ass Mallet?

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.

Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.

Chris: What an ass mallet!

Zucaritas

1. beaner ass cereal, from messico!! -Mexican version of Frosted Flakes. Los zucaritas son muy delisiosos!! See cereal, corn flakes, bre..

Oh Dear Spitroast

1. where some snatch gets too pissed to care about having a spitroast, and replys with this Leanne- " Oh dear, can i join in? " ..

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