Ass Mallet

What is Ass Mallet?

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.

Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.

Chris: What an ass mallet!

Zibbel

1. Surname pertaining to a highly intelligent and classy group of people! She reads Tolstoy, she must be a Zibbel...

Poopstains

1. an expression of shock and awe after a specific forgotten event is suddenly remembered Ah, poopstains! I forgot to feed the dog again. ..

Oodar

1. Ambiguous form of punctuation. Can be used to replace Full stops. Or Exclamation marks! Yeh right actually oodar(!) Oh come on oodar(...

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