Ass Mallet

What is Ass Mallet?

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.

Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.

Chris: What an ass mallet!

Lead Hose

1. n. A rapid-fire automatic weapon that emits a nearly-continuous stream of bullets. "After a spate of insurgent attacks, leadershi..

Under Cover Penis Lover

1. (n.) A closet homosexual male. Acts homophobic around his friends to try and disguise his true love for the penis. Started by nugluh on..

Dirty Furpa

1. when a man is recieving oral sex or having sex pulls out cums in his hand and slaps the female in the face it was so funny when i gave ..

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