Ass Mallet

What is Ass Mallet?

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.

Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.

Chris: What an ass mallet!

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We Are Done Professionally.

1. Used to address the end of the line in an escalated conversation, debate or exchange. A loss of temper or patience is often the catalyst..

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