Ass Mallet

What is Ass Mallet?

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.

Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.

Chris: What an ass mallet!

Flexersize

1. When one goes to the gym and flexes in the mirror rather than actually working out. ex Guy1 - wanna come to the gym with me? Guy2 - n..

Pretenda-jew

1. A non-Jew who pretends to be Jewish. Most of the time to fit into certin social circles. Gary acts Jewish, he was at Shabbat dinner, bu..

Overprotective

1. A person, generally a cauasion 'soccer mom' between the ages of 30 and 50 who is always bitching about violence, sex and langu..

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