Ass Mallet

What is Ass Mallet?

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.

Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.

Chris: What an ass mallet!

Sludge Hummer

1. When a penis is inserted anally into a man or woman, and then removed for oral insertion into that same man or woman, without washing of..

Fmbl

1. Fuck My Boring Life. Ripped from FML - Fuck My Life Person 1 - "Wanna go hang out tonight?" Person 2 - "Nah I can&apos..

Brar

1. (n) That which isn't not Brar. Twisted experiment gone wrong, resulting in a hybrid pirate/ninja/panda. Synonyms include: brar, bra..

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