Ass Mallet

What is Ass Mallet?

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.

Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.

Chris: What an ass mallet!

Zimmy

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Zoffing Chair

1. chair, once sat in makes the sitter "zoffed" slob:"who's been zoffed?" (sits on zoffing chair) everyone:"..

Allan

1. A guy who is always charming people to get out of trouble. Usually very fliratious with the females but deep down just wants a stable re..

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