Ass Mallet

What is Ass Mallet?

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.

Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.

Chris: What an ass mallet!

Splorange

1. splorange | spl-?ôr?nj| Verb: 1 The act of walking as a pimp Adjective: 1 To be pimping Verb: We sploranged down the hall A..

Venus Nosetrap

1. the procedure of sneeking up on a sleeping relative or friend who is lying on a couch or some flat surface, and then propping your bare ..

Dream Raper

1. Someone who shatters peoples dreams, and generally puts a downer on all things Paul: Man we are so going to Leeds festival this year S..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Ass Mallet Edit Meaning