Ass Mallet

What is Ass Mallet?

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.

Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.

Chris: What an ass mallet!

Marinorules

1. A young man with great flexibility who became famous on the internet by demonstrating that he could suck himself off. Did you see the f..

Danen

1. Tall, lankey man...who is extremely sexy. Often reffered to as froggy. Damn, who is that boyyy The funny lookin one? No, the hot one..

Retrospect

1. Looking back and seeing how dumb you were In retrospect, I shouldn't have jumped off the skyscraper 2. to look back in time.. an..

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