Ass Mallet

What is Ass Mallet?

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.

Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.

Chris: What an ass mallet!

Rip A Fart

1. To pass gas, expel gassous materials from ones anus. My roomate had to rip a fart, so I got the hell out of there...

Reverse Windmill

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Paulius

1. Is a common Lithuanian male name. Its English equivalent is Paul. But most people don't pronounce it right in America forcing all t..

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