Ass Mallet

What is Ass Mallet?

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.

Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.

Chris: What an ass mallet!

Omleh

1. omleh is helmo spelt backward! and its kinda a joke fore the people that don't know they are being called a helmo... helmo being a..

Jackson, California

1. First brought into the public eye in the Johny Cash and June Carter song "Jackson", although that song is not about this Jacks..

*thump*

1. An online version of fist pounding, usually done after something awesomely cool happens. A: Hey man, guess what, I got a date with Lisa..

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