Ass Mallet

What is Ass Mallet?

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.

Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.

Chris: What an ass mallet!

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[ashley]

1. mean "to flash". rhymes with flashley. flashes random boys. omg, did your hear Ferris did an ashley. See bitch, flash, ferre..

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