Ass Mallet

What is Ass Mallet?

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.

Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.

Chris: What an ass mallet!

Jew Bacon

1. When the left over circumcised part of a jew's penis is made into bacon. Tori, Jess, and Julia all ate jew bacon for lunch on day ..

Quartarone

1. A state of being most closely resembled by an attitude exemplifying "Ballz to the Wallz"; also, an entity that is defined by r..

O_0

1. Dananananananaaa.. Evil hamster! There's an evil hamster behind my curtain!!!.. (o_0) *Danananananaaa* See o_0, evil, hamster..

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