Ass Mallet

What is Ass Mallet?

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.

Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.

Chris: What an ass mallet!

Jama-pants

1. Pajama bottoms, of the pant variety. Typically soft and snuggly. These jeans are chaffing my crotch region. I can't wait to get ho..

One Eyed Snake

1. a funny name for a penis his one eyed snake went into her pink taco 2. Poisonus snake that when aroused spits out a venumous white fl..

Up And About

1. after sleep or an ilnees one is no longer in bed It is wonderful to see you up and about. See up, and, about, up and about..

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