Ass Mallet

What is Ass Mallet?

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.

Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.

Chris: What an ass mallet!

Snake It Down One's Leg

1. When a man wearing shorts urinates by sliding (or snaking) his penis down one leg of the shorts rather than pulling them down or unzipp..

Wants On

1. a strong, uncontrollable desire for someone sexually. You can tell by his giant woody, that he "wants on" Mary. See horny, r..

Pube-stache

1. Pubic hairs on the upper-lip of a hot girl that a given to them when they deepthroat a dick to the balls. That bitch said she didn&apos..

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