Ass Mallet

What is Ass Mallet?

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.

Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.

Chris: What an ass mallet!

Annul

1. Something Britney Spears has done to her marriage with friend Jason Allen Alexander in Las Vegas. dude, Jason's gonna have a life-..

Mikaluciouse Nimrod

1. A person with an abnormally small IQ, or some one who does stupid things hey, look at that mikaluciouse nimrod down the street, he got..

Pulling A Courtney

1. getting tricked into believing your having an internet relationship w/ a made up cyber stripper and then trying to meet her at a fictiou..

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