Ass Mallet

What is Ass Mallet?

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.

Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.

Chris: What an ass mallet!

Microfiend

1. A term coined by Lil Wayne from the song "Getting It" ft. The Cool Kids, meaning a microphone addict. Mike: "Damn son yo..

Jot

1. the stimulation of one's genitals, masturbation, to achieve an orgasm. I went to the bushes to jot He jotted three times today I..

Let's Just Say I Wasn't Mad About It

1. This is a statement made to indicate a situation a person doesn't want to just come out and say they enjoyed. Something unexpecte..

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