Ass Mallet

What is Ass Mallet?

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.

Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.

Chris: What an ass mallet!

Got A Bit On

1. When you have had a shit load of chemical substances and your eyes are like over coat buttons used as a loud expression by someone who ..

Bepantied

1. The state of undress that occurs durring college girl slumber parties. to be in one's under garments. you girls stop that bepant..

Van Wert

1. A small town in Northwest Ohio situated in a senic cornfield with several historic buildings (translated: Old as Shit) where only a few ..

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