Ass Mallet

What is Ass Mallet?

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.

Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.

Chris: What an ass mallet!

Grass Attack

1. A memory lapse/loss due to longterm marijuana use. (you get a new bong) "I'll name you so-gnar" (next day) "I&ap..

Paper Bag Job

1. adj. used to describe (mainly) females whom posses good bodies yet have faces like a smacked arse... reffering to using a paper bag to c..

M & M Party

1. millionaires and morons, a term for the Republican party, since the Republicans only care about the uberwealthly anybody who is not a mi..

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