Ass Mallet

What is Ass Mallet?

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.

Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.

Chris: What an ass mallet!

Under The Tuscan Sun

1. Happiness in a glass. A mixed drink containing grape flavored vodka and orange juice. The name originated due to how incredibly deligh..

Ugh Factor

1. A rating scale to determine someones fashion sense. 1 - Stylish, Fashionalbe, Well Dressed 3 - Tolerable, borderline, but considered g..

Uger-jacked

1. To have masterbated to the point of pain and soreness in his/her genital area. Frank: Hey Janet How are you feeling? Janet:Like shit b..

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