Ass Mallet

What is Ass Mallet?

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.

Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.

Chris: What an ass mallet!

Queerest

1. adj. 1.To be the most queer when involving three or more options. billy is queer, jimmy is more queer, dave is the queerest 2. queer ..

Untie The Knot

1. To get a divorce, thus reversing the bonds of marriage Jason and Lucy were only married for four months before they decided to untie th..

Zonked

1. To be extremely tired or inebriated. "After I got home from the strip club, I zonked out on the couch." See x 2. adj. Very..

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