Ass Mallet

What is Ass Mallet?

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.

Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.

Chris: What an ass mallet!

Retrohit

1. To go and hit a bitch you didn't hit when you had the chance. I hooked up with my ex last night and I retrohit it! See hit, fuck,..

Hard Dick And Bubblegum

1. When a man is quick to have sex with you, but emotionally or financially unable to carry on a relationship or be your {baby daddy}, he i..

Blackmagic

1. Baldness and the sexual attraction to the opposite sex that comes from being bald. Hey, look at thay bald guy over there! He's se..

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