Ass Mallet

What is Ass Mallet?

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.

Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.

Chris: What an ass mallet!

1. ul = unlucky taken from MMORPG's usually with the ability to kill other players. Will be said by the killer. *player dies* l337pk..

Kunal Bansal

1. What you get when you mix Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses together. uberhotgirl#1: There's something so divine about Kunal. uberhotgir..

Meaghann

1. A large shit often mistaken as a nuclear explosion Chris: WHOA who pulled a meaghann in the bathroom? Shakira: Yeah, sorry See shit, ..

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