Ass Mallet

What is Ass Mallet?

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.

Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.

Chris: What an ass mallet!

Meaty Snack

1. A treat or snack made of real, unprocessed meat. And no. A Slim Jim is NOT a meaty snack. A Slim Jim is NOT a freaking meaty snack! Se..

Lorand

1. an over exaggerated ass hole that can't live without the attention of the opposite sex. OMG! he's such a lorand. See outgoin..

Yuri Geller

1. (Cockney Rhyming Slang) Stella (Beer) After several of pints of Yuri, Dave suddenly felt the urge to beat his wife...

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