Ass Mallet

What is Ass Mallet?

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.

Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.

Chris: What an ass mallet!

"May the rofllama whisk you away to a magical paradise!"..

Testiballs

1. cross between testicals and eyeballs. can mean either. if your testiballs go blurry you may need glasses..

Fagloon

1. awesome way of sayin faggg dude stop being a fagloon and grab me a brewski See fag, faggot, bitch, homo, gay..

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