Ass Mallet

What is Ass Mallet?

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.

Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.

Chris: What an ass mallet!

Daliana

1. a sexy, inteligent latina. usually from panama. people that use this name should be aware that they are unoriginal, no matter how differ..

Magic Shit

1. To excrete without leaving a trace in your anal area; continuing to wipe but failing to find any traces of shit. Believed to occur when ..

Fanshmabulastic

1. Awesome or wonderful. It is a mixture of fantastic, fabulous, and the sound shma. Bill: "Hey, I just found a 20 on the ground, th..

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