Ass Mallet

What is Ass Mallet?

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.

Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.

Chris: What an ass mallet!

Mearked

1. When one gets owned/pwnd/raped/hacked in any way possible. Usually referring to the internet or the Non-stop Mearking gang named EpK kno..

Oxford, Mississippi

1. The best place on EARTH, besides the playboy mansion and Chatanooga, or some place in europe where u can drink at any age. 1. Dude, Oxf..

Zotched

1. when marijuana is over used with a lot of liquor putting you into the comatose state. not being able to move. jack: lol look at sam, h..

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