Ass Mallet

What is Ass Mallet?

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.

Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.

Chris: What an ass mallet!

Gizzly Adams

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Harpered It

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