Ass Mallet

What is Ass Mallet?

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.

Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.

Chris: What an ass mallet!

Vacuum Blowjob

1. A blowjob by either a male or female that feels like placing the penis inside a running vacuum. Includes excessive sucking noises and sc..

Zoorection

1. An erection gained from watching pornographic material involving animals. Normally used to insult someone. The person will almost alway..

Penicular

1. Penis Shaped That anus is penicular. See anus 2. having the shape of a penis. Josh:Your head is so penicular Kevin: Thanks! See c..

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