Ass Mallet

What is Ass Mallet?

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.

Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.

Chris: What an ass mallet!

Sexual Smoothie

1. In the course of macking one will hurl into the others mouth... she/he(whatever floats your boat) swallows the vomit and then returns it..

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1. A class where you can get an A just by drawing a picture. Most people spend art class talking. People tend to be very lazy in art class,..

Vogon

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