Ass Mallet

What is Ass Mallet?

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.

Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.

Chris: What an ass mallet!

Zurilla

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Lease A Butt Ram

1. To pay for anal sex. Ex Con: I'm so lonely and horny, I think I'll go dontown and lease a butt ram. 2. For non-perverts, th..

Hewitt Hoes

1. girls who attend the not-so-prestigious upper east side school hewitt. girls from hewitt are natural born hoes, and like to give head to..

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