Ass Mallet

What is Ass Mallet?

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.

Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.

Chris: What an ass mallet!

Nullness

1. The act of being null. I stepped into my office only to be greeted by nullness. I wrote some code that checked for the nullness of a v..

Fromography

1. Cheese-based pornography. Possibly derived from the French "Le Porn du Frommage" Not related to the German "Kaesefilth&..

Tmm

1. Short for too much makeup. Used when a girl walks by wearing close to five pounds of makeup. "That last girl had some major tmm pr..

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