Ass Mallet

What is Ass Mallet?

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.

Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.

Chris: What an ass mallet!

Bad Time At The Movies

1. when a woman has sex with a man with an unnaturally small penis, used especially when the woman can get no feeling from the act.(see dan..

Peen Hammer

1. Short for beating to death a cat with your most important body part, only for male usage. Boy, Howdy. I gave Kona the PEEEN HAMMER!..

Reorganize

1. Rearranging the mess into another form of mess Dudette : Dude, your room looks like a hurricane just hit it... Dude : What are you tal..

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