Ass Mallet

What is Ass Mallet?

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.

Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.

Chris: What an ass mallet!

Vagitorium

1. The wide open space between a girls legs. That girl had one huge vagitorium. See vag, vagina, auditorium, huge, space..

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1. A singlish derivation of omgwtfbbq. z - result of a hungry uncontrollable left pinky omg - oh my god tmd - ta ma de (mandarin swear f..

Bigfuzzyarchon

1. teh sexy brown fuzz thing that haunts bfcentral 2. meh bitch BigFuzzyArchon is meh bitch 3. CheateN's pimp. 4. An Uber 1337 ..

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