Ass Manage Edit Meaning

1.

A person or behavior that brings the concept of micro manageto its logical culmination, that is, one who subjects complete and total anal domination over someone's ass or a collective group of asses.

colloquial

What a pimp does.

THOMAS: "My retardistic boss said that not only did I forget to properly format my TPS report, but I also used the stapler incorrectly in attaching it to the memo and should begin using Rogaine to 'offset the onset of premature balding'."

RICHARD: "Wow. It sounds like you're getting ass managed."

HARRISON: "Yes, this guy is definitely an ass manager."

I have to ass manage these hoes on 21st and Lewis.

See ass, jackass, jerk, dick head, d-bag, a.m.b., pwn