What is Ass Maven?
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A man who has dedicated his entire being to the pursuit of the female ass.
My whole being is dedicated to the pursuit of the female ass; I'm such an Ass Maven!
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A man who has dedicated his very existence to the pursuit of the male ass.
I saw James at the falafel hut. He was wearing a velour tracksuit. What a total ass maven.
Random Words:
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The measurement of a person's coolness. A quantifiable essence of hipness that can be factored and attributed to a subject person.
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A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys are hi..
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A perverted metaphor for describing the texture of something.
Your skin is like a ...... DAMP PILLOW!!
See damp, pillow, damn..
