Ass Monkey!

What is Ass Monkey!?

A very large, hairy ass usually attached to a male of the human or baboon species. Most of the time has pimples, or smells horrible.

Damn, that Tyler boy has a real ass monkey, Did his mom screw a baboon or a bear?

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Obesist

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Eichmann Defense

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