What is Ass Monster?
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A living creature that is born out of your asshole. It runs around and rips people's heads.
"My daughter got eaten by an ass monster!"
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2.
one who gives rough buttsex. an insult.
u assmonster!
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3.
when your pants are eaten by your ass and you can see your crack
"man that guys got a major ass monster."
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4.
One who has a nice, big, sexy ass but has an ugly ass face.
Damn lookit that ass!! hope that ass monster doesn't turn around..
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