Ass Mopper

What is Ass Mopper?

a person that visits the restroom in between shits and uses wet wads of toilet paper to clean his ass

I caught blair in the mens room. He is a known ass mopper.

See ass, mopper, bathroom, toilet, shit

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Inverse Grogan

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