What is Ass Mouse?
VERB: To persist in frequent and demanding follow-up, as frequently with software project management, and in such a way as to create acute and gnawing pain in the ass. Not as insistent as badgering.
I will ass mouse you until you can't take it any more and do what you said you were going to do.
A prototype yo-yo once used as entertainment during the civil war, but now donated to most poor as hell schools in the united states.
"Dude1: Hurry your slow ass up! Click that link! You can win the game!"
Dude2: Shut the hell up, i can't do anything with this ass mouse!!"