Ass Mucus

What is Ass Mucus?

The slimey substance of a wet fart. The remains in your pants after a shart.

Vinnie had to change his underwear after he sharted out ass mucus.

See shart, fart, shit, ass, diarrhea

Text Offender

1. someone who text's a lot and whose messages are mostly unwarranted or unwanted. i get so excited when my phone rings cuz i think s..

Re-dic

1. to change partners at an orgy. "Ok...thank you...its time to re-dic!" See orgy, sex, group sex, dick..

Quasimodo

1. an insult directed at a person with a hunched back. derived from the movie Hunchback of Notre Dame. Yo Quasimodo, your shoulders sag mo..

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