Ass Mucus

What is Ass Mucus?

The slimey substance of a wet fart. The remains in your pants after a shart.

Vinnie had to change his underwear after he sharted out ass mucus.

See shart, fart, shit, ass, diarrhea

Dorkenstein

1. The dorkiest person alive. Avoid at all costs, or you might be contamined with his incurable dorkiness. Oh, no! It's Dorkenstien! ..

Salty Piss Flippers

1. Another word for salty vaginal lips. Commonly coated in urine, due to the distinct taste. Wow. Her salty piss flippers were sooo salt..

I Thanx Nada

1. A phrase used to articulate a negative response to a question. Quesion: Would you bone Barbara Bush? Answer: I thanx nada. She is a be..

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