Ass Mucus

What is Ass Mucus?

The slimey substance of a wet fart. The remains in your pants after a shart.

Vinnie had to change his underwear after he sharted out ass mucus.

See shart, fart, shit, ass, diarrhea

Cum Cake

1. A cake that has cum frosting. She just ate a cum cake. See cake, cum, yum, jizz, frosting 2. When baking a cake, ejaculate in a bott..

Urineurysm

1. The convulsions brought on when one has waited too long to urinate and is incapable of undoing their pants in time. Matt stood over the..

Asshole Bowl

1. Any bowl, associated with, or otherwise entagled with Jerry Jones, team, players, or facilities, especially the new Cowboys abode Have ..

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