What is Ass Muff?
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While having doggystyle sex with a gal, and you grab her ass cheeks and spread them to take a look at her booty hole, you notice strains of hair all around her asshole.
Dude, I was dogging this chic last night and went to check her asshole out and she was packing a total ass muff.
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A tubby, greasy guy whos life long ambition is to loose weight
Man i eat food like cactus..