Ass Muffin Edit Meaning

1.

The smell that exists when a bunch of teenage boys sleep and eat in the same room for over 24 hours without showering. If you experience the ass muffin smell you are advised to internally combust, because your life is over.

zomg that hax! He UnleasHED a nasty ass muffin smell!

See ass, muffin, zomg, haxor, smell, teenager

2.

The act of stuffing one or many muffins down your pants, while promptly sitting down on the doughy mass. Upon sitting, you take the muffin mass, ball it up and eat it.

dude, you really need to get a taste of Chris's ass muffin, it's to die for!

See ass, muffin, sitting, stuffing, mass

3.

a term of endearment. A term an ass master may call someone they consider a friend.

My little ass muffin is home.

See ass master, ass hat, ass clown, butt goblin, nipple muffin

4.

a muffin made from the asses of 100-40040239 people. Their are different types of ass muffin, like chocolate ass muffin made from black peoples asses cum muffins made from crackers asses and dirty muffins made from mexicans asses.

damn yo i had a purple ass muffin for lunch it was made nasty

See ass, muffin, sexy, hardcore, boobs, hot, sexual, yummy, gross, poop, blah, drugs, tits, breasts, and gonads