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An instance in which an automobile uses it's emergency/hazard lights continuously.
Dude, that mini-van has it's emo lights on..
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Lips that are always chapped. No matter how much water you drink or how much chapstick you put on if you have desert lips your lips will..
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A pedophile muppet, running for president.
Man 1: "Dude, have you seen Mike Huckabee lately?"
Man 2: "Shit yeah, that p..