Ass Muncher

What is Ass Muncher?


1.

one who licks/bites/eats pleanty of ass.

johnny is an ass muncher.

See dick

2.

A person that is too far up his or her own ass to know any better. An ass muncher will always look out for number one and too preoccupied to care.

Being the ass muncher that he is, John ate the last donut and didn't even save me any.

3.

to chow down on the anal region of another human being with pleasurable intent.

you are such an ass muncher.

See jerk, bully, assface, midgit, stupid

4.

An individual that bites ones butt-cheeks. Usually resulting in a case of swollen colon, staff infection, or a bite mark. Usually the butt-cheek is firm and very smooth allowing the ass muncher(s) to get the most accurate nibble or sometimes bite. people who get assmunched...usually go into a state of horniness where they start to develop long boners and occasional discharges of the vaginal canal.

Lindsay is the dumbest ass muncher. She bit Mr.Decker's wrong buttcheek. This turned Mr.Decker off which resulted in him whacking her in the face with his ballsack(s).

See why, the, fuck, would, tag


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