What is Ass Muppet?
1.
A person with unoriginal ideas, seemingly willing for anyone to stick a hand up their ass and make them their puppet. Ass Muppet.
"Bobby won't make up his mind, he's being an ass muppet."
"That was so lame, quit being an ass muppet."
2.
a clueless, bothersome imp of a person
Chris has done so much meth, he's turned into a complete ass muppet. I wish he'd stop.
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