What is Ass Mustache?
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A strip of hair running down the crack of his/her ass. Often found on Italian/Greek men and nasty fat broads.
"So did you finally fuck Jen last night?" "No she bent over to take her pants off and I noticed some toilet paper stuck in her ass mustache." So I ran.
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a term that is used to express that something is most excellent, or to express extreme disappointment in a sarcastic manner.
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(1)to be hardcore with attributes of an old schooler.
(2)to be gnarly as hell on a banana board/riding sheer ice/brutal choppy wake.
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