What is Ass Mustache?
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A strip of hair running down the crack of his/her ass. Often found on Italian/Greek men and nasty fat broads.
"So did you finally fuck Jen last night?" "No she bent over to take her pants off and I noticed some toilet paper stuck in her ass mustache." So I ran.
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One who pisses at a urinal with his pants and underwear pulled all the way down to his ankles.
During a pitstop at a thruway restroom, ..
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a person that is so arrogant and self absorbed that they start to take on the appearance of a fat monkey
my spanish teacher is a pompou..
