What is Ass Mustache?
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A strip of hair running down the crack of his/her ass. Often found on Italian/Greek men and nasty fat broads.
"So did you finally fuck Jen last night?" "No she bent over to take her pants off and I noticed some toilet paper stuck in her ass mustache." So I ran.
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The penis of a very large and apish like animal called a Wangchung. The penis ranges from 16-37 inches long (non-erect.
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A cheap hooker.
An ugly postitute.
Someone you wouldn't pay a quarter to sleep with.
Damn I can't believe he hit that quart..
