Ass Mustache

What is Ass Mustache?


1.

A strip of hair running down the crack of his/her ass. Often found on Italian/Greek men and nasty fat broads.

"So did you finally fuck Jen last night?" "No she bent over to take her pants off and I noticed some toilet paper stuck in her ass mustache." So I ran.

See mustache, stache, sex, ass crack, hair


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