What is Ass Mustache?
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A strip of hair running down the crack of his/her ass. Often found on Italian/Greek men and nasty fat broads.
"So did you finally fuck Jen last night?" "No she bent over to take her pants off and I noticed some toilet paper stuck in her ass mustache." So I ran.
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Random Words:
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Jogging with a turd in your pants.
Man I got the worst bum chaffing from going logjogging...
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A swollen, round, bulb shaped badunkadunk.
Shit son, look at the bulbous badunkadunk...
