What is Ass Napkin?
1.
Toilet paper; also used as an insult.
You fucking ass napkin!
2.
a napkin that is placed in the ass throughout the course of a a day in order to decrease the chances of itching.
*Thanks to a caller on Howard Stern
Good thing I've had that ass napkin in all day, I almost streamlined!
Hey Brutus, gimme one of your ass napkins cuz I have a killer itch!
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Random Words:
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Y-You
G-GO
G-Get
I-It
I-I
H-Have
A-A
B-Boner
A:Dude go get worksheets from the teachers desk
B:No Y.G.G.I.I.H.A.B
A:Eww Gross...