Ass Napkin

What is Ass Napkin?

1.

Toilet paper; also used as an insult.

You fucking ass napkin!

2.

a napkin that is placed in the ass throughout the course of a a day in order to decrease the chances of itching.

*Thanks to a caller on Howard Stern

Good thing I've had that ass napkin in all day, I almost streamlined!

Hey Brutus, gimme one of your ass napkins cuz I have a killer itch!

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